Wed, 10 May 2006 16:48:51 GMT

i smell porkchops.

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 05:45:14 GMT

Dear Tom Cruise,
I just saw on tv that the media is offering 3 million dollars to someone for a picture of your baby. So, I was thinking, I could really use 3 million dollars, and everyone on the planet wants a picture of that damn baby. I was also thinking, all babies look the same, and i could just sell a picture of some random kid and get the money...i just need you to go along with it.
I think you owe this to me for the amount of my life that i wasted watching War of the Worlds. Think about it.
Sincerely,
Sally

Sun, 22 Jan 2006 22:09:40 GMT

it's me. sally. i made a new journal.

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